Noob's Proposal

SCP-JJT-000 "Salty Fortnite Kid" is an SCP that was first discovered in the game Fo██████. Legends say falling even █ floors can make them dislike and smash every electronic in a ██ mile radius. If found, please contact parents and ask nicely to have them tell their kid to stop playing. (If parents are not cooperating, please contact a scientist.)